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Nudest: 85thMost Advanced Public Transport: 133rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 226th
The Holy Lucky Gold Christmas of
Left-wing Utopia
Fri£ndship Lucky Ho ho ho Moo Cow Nationstat£s
St Patrick Spi£g£lG£ist Nick Santa
Founder / Skivx
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Char Aznable Neo Zeon

Population38.224 billion

CapitalWNZ Char Aznabl£ N£o Z£on City
LeaderSt Patrick Spi£g£lG£ist Nick Santa

CurrencyGold Bars Gold Coin Candy Can£ Ch££s£
AnimalZombi£ Monst£r L£pr£chaun R£ind££r Cow

The Holy Lucky Gold Christmas of Char Aznable Neo Zeon is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by St Patrick Spi£g£lG£ist Nick Santa with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 38.224 billion Skivx are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WNZ Char Aznabl£ N£o Z£on City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Skivx economy, worth a remarkable 5,970 trillion Gold Bars Gold Coin Candy Can£ Ch££s£s a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 156,200 Gold Bars Gold Coin Candy Can£ Ch££s£s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, St Patrick Spi£g£lG£ist Nick Santa's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Skivx officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, and doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia. Crime is totally unknown. Char Aznable Neo Zeon's national animal is the Zombi£ Monst£r L£pr£chaun R£ind££r Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Skivx.

Char Aznable Neo Zeon is ranked 442nd in the world and 1st in Skivx for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 15,045.71 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Nudest: 85thMost Advanced Public Transport: 133rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 226thLargest Populations: 233rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 235thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 323rdLargest Welfare Programs: 442ndMost Advanced Public Education: 850thMost Stationary: 851stHighest Average Tax Rates: 874thMost Beautiful Environments: 990thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,090thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,345thHighest Economic Output: 1,367thHealthiest Citizens: 1,492ndLargest Governments: 1,522ndBest Weather: 1,856thMost Pacifist: 2,075thLowest Crime Rates: 2,083rdTop
Most Cultured: 2,609thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,118thSmartest Citizens: 3,144thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,054thMost Developed: 4,703rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,908thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,456thMost Influential: 6,834thMost Devout: 9,882ndMost Rebellious Youth: 10,887thMost Inclusive: 11,020thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,270thHighest Average Incomes: 12,604thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,101stMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,422ndSafest: 19,634th

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