The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 139 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its feral children, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.04 billion Centrist Card Farm 139ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 139ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,095 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,653 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, the Small Council has more than a little influence, lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws, and black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 139's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Centrist Card Farm 139 is ranked 281,721^st in the world and 925^th in Memeland United for Safest, scoring 6.31 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.