The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 002 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.283 billion Centrist Card Farm 002ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 57.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 002ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,459 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 200,334 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, and the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 002's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Centrist Card Farm 002 is ranked 27,292^nd in the world and 185^th in Memeland United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.41 law-abiding acts per hour.