The Republic of Ceaskar is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Dragon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.654 billion Ceaskarians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Julious. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ceaskarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,360 trillion Cantons a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,703 Cantons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Raccoons are plump and satiated, scientists are terrified of fabulous new breakthroughs, government election advice reads like a restaurant menu, and politicians can be seen taking candy from babies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceaskar's national animal is the Grues, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ceaskar is ranked 330,128^th in the world and 1^st in Remnants of Hyrule for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -21 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.