The Queendom of Cbete is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.044 billion Cbeteans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.7%.

The Cbetean economy, worth 649 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 46,273 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, military funding has been stripped back, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cbete's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cbete is ranked 148,234^th in the world and 1^st in the Republic of Russia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 97.09 on the Clooney Contribution Index.