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Most Armed: 5,769thMost Devout: 6,974thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,866th
The Electoral Process of
Authoritarian Democracy
Not the primary way of electing the president
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Caucus

Population14.684 billion

CapitalDes Moines
LeaderTom Harkin
Faithhyperlocal democracy

Currencynomination
Animalhigh school gymnasium

The Electoral Process of Caucus is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Tom Harkin with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 14.684 billion caucus-goers are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Des Moines. The average income tax rate is 42.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient caucusing economy, worth a remarkable 2,111 trillion nominations a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 143,807 nominations, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Black gold is looking more brown these days, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, the state-controlled media salutes those about to spy, and snowball fights inaugurate summer breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caucus's national animal is the high school gymnasium, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is hyperlocal democracy.

Caucus is ranked 258,150th in the world and 34th in Seinfeld for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 39.43 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Armed: 5,769thMost Devout: 6,974thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,866thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,946thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,221stLargest Black Market: 10,865thBest Weather: 11,274thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,638thHealthiest Citizens: 13,304thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,240thHighest Economic Output: 15,301stMost Corrupt Governments: 15,586thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 17,736thMost Influential: 18,222ndMost Patriotic: 18,371stMost Beautiful Environments: 19,354thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,678thLowest Crime Rates: 21,335thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,002ndHighest Average Incomes: 28,793rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 29,437thLargest Populations: 31,146th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Caucus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Caucus, snowball fights inaugurate summer breaks.
  • : Following new legislation in Caucus, the state-controlled media salutes those about to spy.
  • : Following new legislation in Caucus, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in Caucus, black gold is looking more brown these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Caucus, structures are raised on promises.
  • : Caucus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Caucus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Caucus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Caucus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments.

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