The Agrarian Commonwealth of Carolina and Virginia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its fear of technology, lack of airports, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.896 billion Carolinginians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raleigh. The average income tax rate is 27.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Carolinginian economy, worth a remarkable 1,417 trillion tobacco leaves a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,175 tobacco leaves, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, people all over Carolina and Virginia are dying of 'Mad Carpetbagger Disease', the Carolinginian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, and the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Carolina and Virginia's national animal is the carpetbagger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Carolina and Virginia is ranked 236,349^th in the world and 1^st in The Southeast for Most Beautiful Environments, with 361.09 pounds of wildlife per square mile.