The Republic of Carlizplot is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, humorless population of 3.576 billion Carlizplotians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 90.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Carlizplotian economy, worth 573 trillion arils a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,269 arils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, printing ink yields a major religion's biggest return on investment, and families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carlizplot's national animal is the rainbow jay, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Carlizplot is ranked 63,434^th in the world and 667^th in ArilCards Inc for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,859.56 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.