The Constitutional Monarchy of Cardmania900135 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.838 billion Cardmania900135ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania900135ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,801 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 166,254 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, and people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania900135's national animal is the Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Cardmania900135 is ranked 13,525^th in the world and 31^st in Lily for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.85 law-abiding acts per hour.