The Dominion of Card Hellhound 3 is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, triple-decker prams, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, devout population of 16 million Card Hellhound 3ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Education, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.8%.

The strong Card Hellhound 3ian economy, worth 900 billion Linguins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,229 Linguins, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Eckie-Ecola and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed, Leader's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, the diplomatic corps stinks, and the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Card Hellhound 3" on tails. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Hellhound 3's national animal is the Hellhound.

Card Hellhound 3 is ranked 175,730^th in the world and 2^nd in Hellhound Forest for Most Developed, scoring 54.34 on the Human Development Index.