The Field Company of Captain Smith is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Captain with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The quiet, industrious population of 28.344 billion Infantrists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smithia. The average income tax rate is 39.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Army economy, worth 654 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 23,105 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gambling is outlawed, Captain Smith has designated Smithia as its capital city, Militarism has been named as Captain Smith's national religion, and The Captain has just been declared ruler of Captain Smith in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Captain Smith's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Militarism.

Captain Smith is ranked 123,375^th in the world and 1^st in Third Region for Safest, scoring 73.91 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.