The Greater Rashidun Caliphate of Calystrilya is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by الراشدون with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 854 million Rashidunis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Medina. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Rashiduni economy, worth 106 trillion Dirhams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 125,021 Dirhams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rashidunis are unrivalled in obstacle courses, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, and the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calystrilya's national animal is the The Arabian Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Calystrilya is ranked 287,127^th in the world and 664^th in Saint Osmund for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.37 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.