The Sunlight Daisies and Butter of Calcite Junimos is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.737 billion Calcite Junimosians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Calcite Junimosian economy, worth 670 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 86,599 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, saying 'no homo' is enough to escape punishment for the crime of being gay, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calcite Junimos's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Calcite Junimos is ranked 126,712^th in the world and 2^nd in Association of Free Nations for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,114.62 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.