Population | 6.498 billion |
Capital | Cafeburg |
Leader | Cafehito |
Faith | Culto do Flanela |
Currency | Crypto |
Animal | Humans |
The Ditadura Militar of Cafe Hell is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Cafehito with an even hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.498 billion Robos Movidos a Cafe are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cafeburg. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Seguidor do Flanela economy, worth a remarkable 2,620 trillion Cryptoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 403,217 Cryptoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Foreigners are treated with great suspicion, public nudity is compulsory, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Seguidor do Flanela Liberator", and meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cafe Hell's national animal is the Humans, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Culto do Flanela.
Cafe Hell is ranked 7,170th in the world and 1st in Arakeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 107.66 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cafe Hell endorsed a map instead of a map .
- : Cafe Hell endorsed a map .
- : Cafe Hell lodged a message on the Arakeia Regional Message Board.
- : Cafe Hell lodged a message on the Arakeia Regional Message Board.
- : Cafe Hell was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Cafe Hell, meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials.
- : Following new legislation in Cafe Hell, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Seguidor do Flanela Liberator".
- : Cafe Hell's influence in Arakeia rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Following new legislation in Cafe Hell, public nudity is compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Cafe Hell, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Tilambucoland, Finland Countryball, and Joaozinho.