The AI Distopia of Cafe Hell is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by CafehitoGPT with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.99 billion Cafehito little playthings are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cafeburg. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cafehito little plaything economy, worth a remarkable 3,785 trillion Social Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 473,787 Social Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, large areas of Cafe Hell are not accessible by the public, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and AI citizens think only in binary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cafe Hell's national animal is the Humans POV they are Extinct, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Neo Flanelis.

Cafe Hell is ranked 638^th in the world and 2^nd in Arakeia for Highest Average Incomes, with 473,787.1 Standard Monetary Units.