The Community of Bumpy Roads is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dusty Roads with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.185 billion Bumpy Roadsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muddy Roads. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The strong Bumpy Roadsian economy, worth 322 trillion Krugerrands a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is 52,142 Krugerrands, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, Dusty Roads has just been declared ruler of Bumpy Roads in an international press conference, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Bumpy Roads's new capital. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Bumpy Roads's national animal is the Steam Roller and its national religion is Crossroads.

Bumpy Roads is ranked 96,548^th in the world and 32^nd in Hurricane 12 for Nicest Citizens, with 14.64 average smiles per day.