The Theocracy of Buff Frog is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning Eagle population. The hard-working population of 17.968 billion Buff Frogians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 14.9%.

The Buff Frogian economy, worth 924 trillion Golds a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 51,430 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, military spending recently hit a new high, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Buff Frog's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Buff Frog is ranked 68,911^th in the world and 1^st in Mewni for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,969.86 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.