The Rogue Nation of BSN58 is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Blanca with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, disturbing lack of elderly people, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.66 billion BSN58ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pamplona. The average income tax rate is 76.0%.
The frighteningly efficient BSN58ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,724 trillion coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 258,914 coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
People often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad, the nation is a sap about cutting down trees, and phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BSN58's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agape.
BSN58 is ranked 301,355th in the world and 162nd in Mikes Hope for Most Cultured, scoring 43 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
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BSN58, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters.
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BSN58, the nation is a sap about cutting down trees.
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BSN58, apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad.
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BSN58, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.
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BSN58, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
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BSN58, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense.
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BSN58, beggars lack pockets for spare change.
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BSN58, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries.
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BSN58, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
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BSN58, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.























































