The Queen's State of Brimley Bay is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and complete lack of public education. The hard-working, democratic population of 28.852 billion Brimley Bayians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 7.7%.

The strong Brimley Bayian economy, worth 809 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. Average income is 28,057 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Brimley Bay's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Brimley Bay is ranked 182,729^th in the world and 7^th in Beijing for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring zero on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.