The Republic of Brazilistan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.428 billion Brazilistanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The strong Brazilistanian economy, worth 368 trillion Reais a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 39,088 Reais, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 251,930 per year while the poor average 2,450, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Brazilistan's national animal is the jaguar, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Brazilistan is ranked 69,423^rd in the world and 110^th in Eurth for Highest Food Quality, scoring 28.82 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.