The Republic of Brainwave is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.604 billion Brainwaveans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smart City Place Thing. The average income tax rate is 58.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Brainwavean economy, worth a remarkable 1,062 trillion Energies that are Surreals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 123,535 Energies that are Surreals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shoving people into lockers qualifies you for a ministerial position, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet, blue bloods are welcome in Brainwave, and nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brainwave's national animal is the Brain Cows, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Brainwave is ranked 309,213^th in the world and 497^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.85 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.