The Almost passing of Boymoder is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, lack of airports, and vat-grown people. The democratic, humorless population of 4.139 billion Boymoders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of tttt. The average income tax rate is 61.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Boymoderian economy, worth 321 trillion Evs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,583 Evs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's reputation is hard as nails, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, and weekends are spent tilting at windmills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Boymoder's national animal is the Blahaj, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Boymoder is ranked 280,244^th in the world and 1^st in tttt for Nicest Citizens, with 4 average smiles per day.