The Republic of Boyfailure is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.082 billion Boyfailures live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The thriving Boyfailure economy, worth 55.8 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 51,588 pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 182,605 per year while the poor average 10,522, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Boyfailure's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Boyfailure is ranked 127,899^th in the world and 2^nd in Sub Bituminous Coal for Most Developed, scoring 57.87 on the Human Development Index.