The Humdrum Doldrums of Boring People is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a governor with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 11.674 billion Boringlanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boring City. The average income tax rate is 31.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Boring economy, worth a remarkable 1,802 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,443 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, corruption is a game of two halves, and the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boring People's national animal is the Turkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Boring People is ranked 103,857^th in the world and 15^th in Reality for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 50.76 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.