The Serene Mundanity of Boring People is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a governor with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 13.29 billion Boringlanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boring City. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Boring economy, worth a remarkable 1,976 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,714 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father", the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boring People's national animal is the Turkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Boring People is ranked 150,926^th in the world and 17^th in Reality for Most Pro-Market, scoring 27.33 on the Rand Index.