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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 807th Most Devout: 1,874th Largest Insurance Industry: 2,062nd
The Humdrum Doldrums of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Humilité - Savoir - Fraternité
Influence
Enforcer
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Superb

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Boring People

Population9.672 billion

CapitalBoring City
Leadera governor

CurrencyPeso
AnimalTurkey

The Humdrum Doldrums of Boring People is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by a governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.672 billion Boringlanders love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boring City. The average income tax rate is 16.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Boring economy, worth a remarkable 1,422 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 147,117 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', and chickens roam the streets freely. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boring People's national animal is the Turkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Boring People is ranked 14,103rd in the world and 2nd in Reality for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,419.46 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 807thTop
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Most Devout: 1,874thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,062ndFattest Citizens: 2,259thSafest: 2,481stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,754thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,135thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,361stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,833rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,385thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,588thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,527thLargest Mining Sector: 6,008thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,124thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,205thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,400thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 8,553rdMost Pacifist: 9,766thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,136thLargest Retail Industry: 10,479thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,306thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,360thLowest Crime Rates: 13,135thHighest Average Incomes: 13,158thNicest Citizens: 13,964thMost Influential: 14,093rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,103rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,554thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,674thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,797thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,400th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Boring People was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring People, chickens roam the streets freely.
  • : Boring People removed regional password protection from Reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring People, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring People, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring People, a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring People, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring People, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's.
  • : Boring People was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Boring People banned The Kingdom of LunctLand from Reality.

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