The Serene Mundanity of Boring People is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a governor with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 15.185 billion Boringlanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boring City. The average income tax rate is 47.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Boring economy, worth a remarkable 2,251 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,284 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boring People's national animal is the Turkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Boring People is ranked 1,588^th in the world and 1^st in Reality for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 9,076.55 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.