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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 520thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,637thMost Devout: 1,877th
The Serene Mundanity of
Democratic Socialists
No Fun Intended
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Boring People

Population13.29 billion

CapitalBoring City
Leadera governor


The Serene Mundanity of Boring People is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a governor with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 13.29 billion Boringlanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boring City. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Boring economy, worth a remarkable 1,976 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,714 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father", the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boring People's national animal is the Turkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Boring People is ranked 150,926th in the world and 17th in Reality for Most Pro-Market, scoring 27.33 on the Rand Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 520thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,637thMost Devout: 1,877thTop
Safest: 2,390thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,722ndFattest Citizens: 2,860thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,201stLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,321stMost Pacifist: 4,699thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,275thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,698thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,737thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,232ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,284thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,388thHighest Economic Output: 7,589thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,857thLargest Mining Sector: 8,113thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,232ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,431stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,796thNicest Citizens: 9,022ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,058thLowest Crime Rates: 9,769thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,148thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 10,869thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,256thBest Weather: 12,070thMost Influential: 13,575thLargest Governments: 13,625thHighest Average Incomes: 13,796thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,170thSmartest Citizens: 16,354thLargest Populations: 17,363rdMost Stationary: 19,091st
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the region

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