The Humdrum Doldrums of Boring People is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by a governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.672 billion Boringlanders love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boring City. The average income tax rate is 16.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Boring economy, worth a remarkable 1,422 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 147,117 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', and chickens roam the streets freely. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boring People's national animal is the Turkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Boring People is ranked 14,103^rd in the world and 2^nd in Reality for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,419.46 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.