The Humdrum Doldrums of Boring People is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by a governor with an even hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 21.315 billion Boringlanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boring City. The average income tax rate is 54.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Boring economy, worth a remarkable 3,162 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,354 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, A governor has been nicknamed 'Robomop', diminutive Boring generals are feared for their aggressiveness, and school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boring People's national animal is the Turkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Boring People is ranked 11,557^th in the world and 2^nd in Reality for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.46 law-abiding acts per hour.