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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 488thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,588thMost Devout: 2,160th
The Serene Mundanity of
Democratic Socialists
No Fun Intended
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Boring People

Population15.185 billion

CapitalBoring City
Leadera governor


The Serene Mundanity of Boring People is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a governor with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 15.185 billion Boringlanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boring City. The average income tax rate is 47.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Boring economy, worth a remarkable 2,251 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,284 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boring People's national animal is the Turkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Boring People is ranked 1,588th in the world and 1st in Reality for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 9,076.55 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 488thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,588thMost Devout: 2,160thTop
Safest: 2,459thFattest Citizens: 3,190thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,195thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,693rdMost Pacifist: 5,071stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,218thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,238thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,543rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,142ndHighest Economic Output: 7,353rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,416thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,927thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,938thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,457thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,699thLargest Mining Sector: 9,270thNicest Citizens: 9,370thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,526thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,679thLowest Crime Rates: 10,166thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,663rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,226thTop
Most Influential: 11,638thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,725thBest Weather: 12,782ndLargest Governments: 14,323rdHighest Average Incomes: 14,708thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,806thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,992ndMost Stationary: 16,190thLargest Populations: 16,708thSmartest Citizens: 16,772ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,635th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the region

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