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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 588thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,542ndMost Devout: 2,201st
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Boring People

Population17.449 billion

CapitalBoring City
Leadera governor


The Humdrum Mundanity of Boring People is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a governor with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 17.449 billion Boringlanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boring City. The average income tax rate is 49.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Boring economy, worth a remarkable 2,588 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,355 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boring People's national animal is the Turkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Boring People is ranked 220,269th in the world and 8th in Reality for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,286.75 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 588thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,542ndMost Devout: 2,201stTop
Safest: 2,640thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,159thFattest Citizens: 3,611thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,774thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,474thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,045thMost Pacifist: 5,346thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,212thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,737thHighest Economic Output: 6,961stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,117thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,289thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,398thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,780thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,917thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,010thNicest Citizens: 9,567thLargest Mining Sector: 9,598thLowest Crime Rates: 10,181stLargest Welfare Programs: 10,469thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,015thMost Influential: 11,141stBest Weather: 12,076thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,162ndTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,940thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,369thLargest Governments: 14,731stLargest Populations: 15,514thHighest Average Incomes: 15,758thSmartest Citizens: 16,409thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,570thLargest Retail Industry: 24,249th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the region

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