The Kingdom of BONOISE is a mid-sized, genial nation, renowned for its digital currency, sprawling nuclear power plants, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-working population of 95 million BONOISEians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 7.8%.
The strong BONOISEian economy, worth 5.47 trillion Bones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 57,568 Bones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, Leader claims to be the epitome of family values, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation, and military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. BONOISE's national animal is the goats.
BONOISE is ranked 185,797th in the world and 2nd in annaba for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,529.33 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
BONOISE, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
- : Following new legislation in
BONOISE, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
- : Following new legislation in
BONOISE, Leader claims to be the epitome of family values.
- : Following new legislation in
BONOISE, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
- : Following new legislation in
BONOISE, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses.
- : Following new legislation in
BONOISE, ritual mummification is making a comeback.
- : Following new legislation in
BONOISE, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic.
- : Following new legislation in
BONOISE, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
- : Following new legislation in
BONOISE, the government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt.
- : Following new legislation in
BONOISE, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade.









