The Republic of Bluesriver is a small, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 29 million Bluesriverians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The very strong Bluesriverian economy, worth 1.95 trillion hots a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 67,345 hots, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bluesriver's national animal is the leopard, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Bluesriver is ranked 292,466^th in the world and 120^th in RPS for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.