The People's Republic of Blopia Des is a tiny, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning eagle population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 16 million Blopia Desians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Industry receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The very strong Blopia Desian economy, worth 992 billion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 62,055 florins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 210,735 per year while the poor average 13,481, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Blopia Des will pay them to stop, one little fight can find you movin' to be the fresh prince of Ilba, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Blopia Des's national animal is the eagle.

Blopia Des is ranked 258,063^rd in the world and 11^th in Atlantean Stewardship for Highest Poor Incomes, with 13,481.28 Standard Monetary Units.