The House of THAT ONE DUDE is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fred with an even hand, and notable for its feral children, vat-grown people, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 964 million Windows Vista Users are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of That One Guy. The average income tax rate is 37.3%.

The a Windows Vista User economy, worth 59.8 trillion Imperial currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,057 Imperial currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Adults hang around outside comic stores to ask kids to go and buy magazines for them, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, nudity is frowned upon, and chocolate in THAT ONE DUDE has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. THAT ONE DUDE's national animal is the Windows Vista, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

THAT ONE DUDE is ranked 119,312^th in the world and 8^th in Hailstone for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 980.96 on the Gilded Widget Scale.