The State of Bin Zayed is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 28.001 billion Bin Zayedians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The thriving Bin Zayedian economy, worth a remarkable 1,074 trillion betales a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 38,369 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Bicyclists are banned from major roads, nudity is frowned upon, political activists are routinely executed, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Bin Zayed's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Bin Zayed is ranked 316,555^th in the world and 1^st in Laayoune for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -7.75 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.