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Underground Shenanigans
How I managed to get in the top 50 for most advanced public transports is beyond me. But I may as well honor it by creating a detailed metro in Bedetopia. After all, it's very easy to move slaves with it.This is a WIP, so more details will be added later.
In General
Public Transports are free in Bedetopia. Mostly because slaves don't have anything to pay with.
The train cars have very few seats, and these are only used by the soldiers guarding them. Yeah, the pathetic slaves are forced to stand up, they don't deserve to sit.
Stations are named after evil people of course, with some special names thrown in because they look cool. They all have the same layout:
Blue(β) Line
Rundown of the stations:
- Dock: Where the βetaship lands.
- Slaughterhouse: Where slaves are transformed into meat and Human Foie Gras.
- Ambassade: The Psychotic Dictatorships Embassy, a prestigious building to house fellow dictators who want to visit my realm of torture. DEAREST LEADER and Lord Knight Oppression have their own magnificent rooms, with a view on...
- Menta Lee-IL: Near glorious statues of DEAREST LEADER. Slaves can be seen praising them without end.
- Factory: Where slaves produce stuff until they die of exhaustion.
- Quantum: The access point to the Bedetopian division of OMG Corporation. You must be asking yourself: What is it? I'll tell you more about it later. Just know that some really weird stuff happens in there.
- Khan: The military base, where my idiotic soldiers are trained.
Red(ρ) Line
Rundown of the stations:
- DEAREST LEADER WORLD: The "amusement" park created by DEAREST LEADER. Contains deadly rides and other traps, some of them created by me and Lord Knight Oppression. The most famous dictatorships in Psychotic Dictatorships have one of these parks.
- Storages: Basically the slaves' housing areas. The only thing they can do there is eat and sleep.
- Menta Lee-IL: Near glorious statues of DEAREST LEADER. Slaves can be seen praising them without end.
- Eichmann: Named after that genocidal bastard.
- Subford: The subsidiary factory of OMG Corporation.
- Jigoku Prison: See here.
Upcoming line: Green(ε) Line.
Fun fact: I'm using PowerPoint to make these. Yes, freaking PowerPoint.
