Population | 23.752 billion |
Capital | The βetaship |
Leader | Electric Dictator Bedebao |
Currency | βedollar |
Animal | Tentacled Lion of Venus |
The 𝕋𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕 Dystopia of Bedetopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Electric Dictator Bedebao with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.752 billion Bedetopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The βetaship. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Bedetopian economy, worth a remarkable 9,880 trillion βedollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 415,978 βedollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Electric Dictator Bedebao's rear echelons, and men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bedetopia's national animal is the Tentacled Lion of Venus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Bedetopia is ranked 396th in the world and 1st in Bedetopian Network for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 22,792.63 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Bedetopia's influence in Bedetopian Network rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
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Bedetopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
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Bedetopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
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Bedetopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
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Bedetopia's influence in Bedetopian Network rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Powerbroker".
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Bedetopia's influence in Bedetopian Network rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
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Bedetopia changed its national animal to "Tentacled Lion of Venus", its capital to "The βetaship", its currency to "βedollar", its leader to "Electric Dictator Bedebao", its motto to "The Forbidden Paradise", and its nation type to "𝕋𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕 Dystopia".
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Bedetopia revoked its national faith.
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Bedetopia, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly.
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Bedetopia, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Electric Dictator Bedebao's rear echelons.