Population | 18.376 billion |
Capital | The βetaship |
Leader | Electric Dictator Bedebao |
Currency | βedollar |
Animal | Tentacled Lion of Venus |
The 𝕋𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕 Dystopia of Bedetopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Electric Dictator Bedebao with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.376 billion Bedetopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The βetaship. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Bedetopian economy, worth a remarkable 7,381 trillion βedollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 401,668 βedollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, military spending recently hit a new high, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, and the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bedetopia's national animal is the Tentacled Lion of Venus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Bedetopia is ranked 241,427th in the world and 35th in The Maritimes for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4.07 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Bedetopia, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
- : Following new legislation in
Bedetopia, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend.
- : Following new legislation in
Bedetopia, military spending recently hit a new high.
- : Following new legislation in
Bedetopia, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
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Bedetopia, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
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Bedetopia, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The Maritimes.
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Bedetopia, colonial subjects have Bedetopian culture shoved down their throats.
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Bedetopia, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
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Bedetopia, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
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Bedetopia, a soldier's body is a temple.