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The 𝕋𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕 Dystopia of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The Forbidden Paradise
Electric Dictator Bedebao
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Bedetopia

Population18.376 billion

CapitalThe βetaship
LeaderElectric Dictator Bedebao

Currencyβedollar
AnimalTentacled Lion of Venus

The 𝕋𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕 Dystopia of Bedetopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Electric Dictator Bedebao with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.376 billion Bedetopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The βetaship. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bedetopian economy, worth a remarkable 7,381 trillion βedollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 401,668 βedollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, military spending recently hit a new high, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, and the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bedetopia's national animal is the Tentacled Lion of Venus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bedetopia is ranked 241,427th in the world and 35th in The Maritimes for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4.07 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2ndMost Conservative: 18thMost Corrupt Governments: 27thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 56thLargest Black Market: 114thHighest Poor Incomes: 120thMost Ignorant Citizens: 122ndHealthiest Citizens: 129thMost Subsidized Industry: 176thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 217thLargest Governments: 230thLowest Crime Rates: 248thMost Secular: 295thHighest Average Tax Rates: 403rdMost Authoritarian: 524thHighest Average Incomes: 768thBest Weather: 960thHighest Economic Output: 967thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,061stMost Extreme: 1,618thTop
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Most Avoided: 2,745thMost Income Equality: 3,618thMost Efficient Economies: 8,265thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,462ndLargest Populations: 9,510thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21,090th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The Maritimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, colonial subjects have Bedetopian culture shoved down their throats.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, a soldier's body is a temple.

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