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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st
The 𝕋𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕 Dystopia of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The Forbidden Paradise
Electric Dictator Bedebao
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Bedetopia

Population21.32 billion

CapitalThe βetaship
LeaderElectric Dictator Bedebao

Currencyβedollar
AnimalTentacled Lion of Venus

The 𝕋𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕 Dystopia of Bedetopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Electric Dictator Bedebao with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.32 billion Bedetopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Healthcare and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The βetaship. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bedetopian economy, worth a remarkable 8,778 trillion βedollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 411,768 βedollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, political activists are routinely executed, the government has pinkie-promised never to use its veto power except in an emergency, and tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bedetopia's national animal is the Tentacled Lion of Venus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bedetopia is ranked 166th in the world and 1st in Bedetopian Network for Highest Poor Incomes, with 396,972.69 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1stMost Corrupt Governments: 29thMost Patriotic: 68thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 71stMost Ignorant Citizens: 95thLargest Black Market: 122ndHealthiest Citizens: 137thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 142ndHighest Poor Incomes: 166thLargest Governments: 241stLowest Crime Rates: 274thMost Secular: 277thMost Subsidized Industry: 296thMost Conservative: 365thHighest Average Tax Rates: 410thBest Weather: 718thHighest Economic Output: 847thHighest Average Incomes: 852ndMost Authoritarian: 1,008thMost Avoided: 1,664thMost Extreme: 1,835thTop
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Most Primitive: 3,042ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,988thMost Income Equality: 7,425thMost Efficient Economies: 8,469thLargest Populations: 8,805thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,698thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 20,818th
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, the government has pinkie-promised never to use its veto power except in an emergency.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, train stations can be 'armful places.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall.
  • : Bedetopia's influence in Bedetopian Network rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, art criticism in Bedetopia is scathingly destructive.
  • : Bedetopia was nominated for a World Assembly Condemnation by The Democratic Republic of Zalofus.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.

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