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The 𝕋𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕 Dystopia of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The Forbidden Paradise
Electric Dictator Bedebao
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Bedetopia

Population18.117 billion

CapitalThe βetaship
LeaderElectric Dictator Bedebao

Currencyβedollar
AnimalTentacled Lion of Venus

The 𝕋𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕 Dystopia of Bedetopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Electric Dictator Bedebao with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, vat-grown people, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.117 billion Bedetopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Healthcare and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The βetaship. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bedetopian economy, worth a remarkable 7,258 trillion βedollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 400,653 βedollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Newspapers print only headlines, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Electric Dictator Bedebao's eyes only', war criminals are given full state funerals, and policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bedetopia's national animal is the Tentacled Lion of Venus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bedetopia is ranked 59,949th in the world and 27th in The Maritimes for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,625.22 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2ndMost Corrupt Governments: 27thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 52ndHighest Poor Incomes: 121stLargest Black Market: 123rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 126thHealthiest Citizens: 133rdMost Subsidized Industry: 170thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 205thLargest Governments: 232ndLowest Crime Rates: 245thMost Secular: 287thMost Conservative: 349thHighest Average Tax Rates: 399thMost Authoritarian: 526thHighest Average Incomes: 774thBest Weather: 957thHighest Economic Output: 996thMost Extreme: 1,572ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,751stTop
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Most Avoided: 2,771stMost Income Equality: 3,707thMost Efficient Economies: 8,138thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,484thLargest Populations: 9,539thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21,400th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Electric Dictator Bedebao's eyes only'.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, newspapers print only headlines.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, astronomers are flocking to Bedetopia to take advantage of its clear night skies.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, Electric Dictator Bedebao often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, the current TV ratings hit is "Keeping Up With The Bedetopians".
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, aides are afraid to ask if Electric Dictator Bedebao wants a cup of tea or coffee.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Bedetopia but at least the trains run on time.

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