The Federation of Beansopolis is a massive, genial nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.925 billion Beansopolisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 65.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Beansopolisian economy, worth 140 trillion sandcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 72,982 sandcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Beansopolisian citizenship, and athletes and street criminals compete for solid steel baseball bats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beansopolis's national animal is the sand cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beansopolis is ranked 129,052^nd in the world and 49^th in Sparkalia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,448.91 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.