The Beans on Toast of Beans on Toast 45 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its vat-grown people, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.867 billion Beans on Toast 45ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Beans on Toast 45ian economy, worth 998 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,465 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beans on Toast 45's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Beans on Toast 45 is ranked 35,231st in the world and 321st in Memeland United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.87 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Beans on Toast 45's influence in Memeland United rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 45, troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean.
- : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 45, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 45, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left.
- : Beans on Toast 45 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 45, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.
- : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 45, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
- : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 45, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
- : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 45, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
- : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 45, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.
