The Protectorate of BB Queendom is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 8.007 billion BB Queendomians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 49.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant BB Queendomian economy, worth 70.8 trillion Pellets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, Retail, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,843 Pellets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BB Queendom's national animal is the Great Horned Owl.

BB Queendom is ranked 279,863^rd in the world and 3^rd in Cretanja Queendom for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 363.73 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.