The Island of Gods of Bali Kingdom is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ratu Mayun Gading with a fair hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.796 billion Balians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manggissari. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Balian economy, worth a remarkable 1,949 trillion Coin Kepengs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 250,041 Coin Kepengs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, children are raised bilingual from an early age, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, and knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bali Kingdom's national animal is the Bali Starling, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism Bali.

Bali Kingdom is ranked 145^th in the world and 1^st in Persatuan Negara Sosialis Kapitalis for Safest, scoring 221.3 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.