The United Kingdom of Baldalor is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Riddle with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14.647 billion Baldalorians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burkesville. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Baldalorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,417 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 165,050 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Baldalorian Space Agency, prison visits increase substantially during election years, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, and abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Baldalor's national animal is the Mute Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Baldalor is ranked 18,846^th in the world and 1^st in The Vaulkreath Nations for Safest, scoring 114.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.