The Oversight Nation of Axixican Colonial Command is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Colonel KFC Sanders with an even hand, and notable for its conspicuous electricity pylons, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.085 billion Colonials have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Command HQ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Colonial economy, worth a remarkable 1,213 trillion Colonial Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 171,271 Colonial Pesos, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 906,490 per year while the poor average 17,155, a ratio of 52.8 to 1.

The fattest folk in Axixican Colonial Command look to be the happiest ones, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, requests for government aid can be forwarded to the beach, and pinkie promises are a matter of life and death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Axixican Colonial Command's national animal is the Seagulls, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Humanistic Secularism.

Axixican Colonial Command is ranked 102,257^th in the world and 36^th in The Dudlands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,247.99 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.