The REPUBLIC of Earth Fedration is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Empier with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.496 billion Earth Fedrationians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Republic City. The average income tax rate is 40.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Earth Fedrationian economy, worth 366 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,678 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Time flies when you're not having fun, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, posters encourage people to "Just Do It!", and being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earth Fedration's national animal is the CCC, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Earth Fedration is ranked 95,096^th in the world and 1^st in Qunows for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 259.41 on the Clooney Contribution Index.