The Constitutional Monarchy of Autarch is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its hatred of cheese and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 4.144 billion Autarchians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 30.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Autarchian economy, worth 89.3 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,559 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Autarch's national animal is the dove.

Autarch is ranked 9,573^rd in the world and 1^st in Four allied nations for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 8,555.08 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.