The Commonwealth of Atylsitae is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tylyesan Kaltemoro with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.22 billion Atylsitans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isudro. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.3%.

The strong Atylsitan economy, worth 305 trillion Derndzüas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,519 Derndzüas, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, and the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Atylsitae's national animal is the Arakehl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is All Faiths.

Atylsitae is ranked 257,771^st in the world and 1,261^st in the Outback for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.62 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.