The Realm of Asmodeusian is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Asmodeus GorLeVan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.074 billion Asmodeusians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asmodeusian City. The average income tax rate is 80.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Asmodeusian economy, worth 459 trillion Asmodes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 50,619 Asmodes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, and suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asmodeusian's national animal is the Hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Asmodeus.

Asmodeusian is ranked 171,376^th in the world and 12^th in The Galactic Union for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,185.52 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.