Population | 3.12 billion |
Currency | Freedom Unit |
Animal | Democrat |
The Democratic States of Artificial Chimore System is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ritual sacrifices, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.12 billion Artificial Chimore Systemians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Artificial Chimore Systemian economy, worth 441 trillion Freedom Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 141,492 Freedom Units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
The standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment, and singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Artificial Chimore System's national animal is the Democrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Artificial Chimore System is ranked 282,542nd in the world and 4,266th in Suspicious for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 1.31 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Artificial Chimore System, singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age.
- : Following new legislation in Artificial Chimore System, television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment.
- : Following new legislation in Artificial Chimore System, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
- : Artificial Chimore System's influence in Suspicious rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Following new legislation in Artificial Chimore System, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods.
- : Following new legislation in Artificial Chimore System, young adults still believe that Democrats deliver newborns to expecting parents.
- : Following new legislation in Artificial Chimore System, when their backs are against the walls Artificial Chimore Systemians look out for gay men.
- : Following new legislation in Artificial Chimore System, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Artificial Chimore Systemian Liberator".
- : Following new legislation in Artificial Chimore System, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation.
- : Artificial Chimore System was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments and Highest Poor Incomes.