The This is a Raider Puppet of Army of rebirth is a massive, pleasant nation, ruled by Kiyotaka Ayanokoji with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The devout population of 2.495 billion Army of rebirthians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of How is this nation so old. The average income tax rate is 29.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Army of rebirthian economy, worth 131 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,763 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Army of rebirth's national animal is the kangaroo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Praising the Overseer.

Army of rebirth is ranked 100,334^th in the world and 2^nd in Armies of the World for Most Authoritarian, with 948.03 milliStalins.