The Republic of Army of kai is a huge, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 655 million Army of kaians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.4%.

The Army of kaian economy, worth 31.0 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 47,305 bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 172,530 per year while the poor average 9,212, a ratio of 18.7 to 1.

The nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, Army of kaians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime is moderate. Army of kai's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Army of kai is ranked 207,767^th in the world and 6,903^rd in Suspicious for Most Patriotic, with 6.06 flags saluted per person per day.