The Crusader Republic of Arkantis is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jakalvar with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 5.927 billion Arkantii Citizens are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ot'rollo. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Arkantii economy, worth a remarkable 1,287 trillion Republic Credits a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,273 Republic Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Judges who serve for life or good behavior can expect to stay for a week, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, rumor has it that Jakalvar has won three lotteries in a row, and the practice of capital punishment proves divisive. Crime is totally unknown. Arkantis's national animal is the Golden Jackal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Arkantis is ranked 192,626^th in the world and 8,456^th in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 76.57 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.