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Rudest Citizens: 1,494thLargest Retail Industry: 1,793rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,781st
The United Federal Republic of
United in arms and in profits!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.118 billion

LeaderPresident Kayode Mostafa

Animalmourning dove

The United Federal Republic of Aresin is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Kayode Mostafa with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.118 billion Aresinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crisis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Aresinian economy, worth 363 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 171,571 bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 688,687 per year while the poor average 28,642, a ratio of 24.0 to 1.

Women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, commemoration of the Great Quiet Cottage on the Edge of the Cosmos War costs almost as much as the war itself, and rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Aresin's national animal is the mourning dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Aresin is ranked 198,609th in the world and 39th in Quiet Cottage on the Edge of the Cosmos for Most Authoritarian, with 155.89 milliStalins.

Rudest Citizens: 1,494thLargest Retail Industry: 1,793rdTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,781stHighest Crime Rates: 2,788thFattest Citizens: 2,832ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,304thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,477thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,592ndMost Armed: 3,982ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,345thMost Avoided: 4,382ndLargest Gambling Industry: 4,645thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,375thMost Efficient Economies: 8,102ndMost Rebellious Youth: 8,713thLargest Mining Sector: 8,954thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,058thHighest Average Incomes: 9,582ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,984thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 13,168thMost Cultured: 13,461stLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,630thMost Pro-Market: 17,295thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,856thMost Devout: 19,052ndMost Subsidized Industry: 19,663rdSmartest Citizens: 20,248th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the region

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