The Republic of Apache National Forest is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 970 million Apache National Forestians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 29.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Apache National Forestian economy, worth 49.5 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 51,021 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, and Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Apache National Forest's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Apache National Forest is ranked 88,136^th in the world and 3^rd in Frontier Warzone for Most Armed, with 0.53 weapons per person.