The Bane of the PRAF of Apache Attack-Helicopter is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.021 billion Apaches are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Cockpit. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.4%.

The very strong slop economy, worth 63.9 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 62,594 Rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 206,793 per year while the poor average 14,169, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, the death penalty has been reintroduced, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of The Cockpit. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Apache Attack-Helicopter's national animal is the Beef Chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Apache Attack-Helicopter is ranked 197,407^th in the world and 2,153^rd in eta for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.