The Imperial Queendom of Anueme is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Great Mother Karlxi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.859 billion Anuemeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anueme. The average income tax rate is 37.1%.

The all-consuming Anuemean economy, worth 225 trillion Cocoa seeds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,375 Cocoa seeds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, and builders across Anueme are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anueme's national animal is the Vampire.

Anueme is ranked 73,832^nd in the world and 11^th in The Milky Way Galaxy for Highest Drug Use, scoring 80.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.