The Republic of Andineragdourgeny is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.212 billion Andineragdourgenyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 8.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Andineragdourgenyian economy, worth 501 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 49,152 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, a PhD just ain't what it used to be, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside, and some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Andineragdourgeny's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Andineragdourgeny is ranked 242,271^st in the world and 2^nd in Non Conformists Unite for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.1 law-abiding acts per hour.