The Tuberous Garden of An Alliance of Potatoes is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Salaxalans with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 13.019 billion Alliances of Potatoesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Potato. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Alliance of Potatoesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,008 trillion Potatoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,454 Potatoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, parking's carefree without parking car fees, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, and rural Alliances of Potatoesians stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. An Alliance of Potatoes's national animal is the Potato, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Potatoism.

An Alliance of Potatoes is ranked 259,893^rd in the world and 4^th in The Potato Alliance for Smartest Citizens, with 20.77 quips per hour.